Luckily neither I nor my roommates have infant children, because the conditions in this house don't sound much different from the way our place looked after a certain Feb Club party this year. We've got enough problems with the police as it is.
My favorite descriptive statement from the article: "There were dried/evaporated stains in the living room that were still moist and sticky and attracted dirt to make a filth paste." I've definitely mopped up some filth paste.
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Shocker she couldn't post the $2,500 bail.
What Feb Club party are you talking about? Country Bear Jamboree?
Get a fucking counter.
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