If you're looking for an unbiased, factual and grammatically-correct new source for world news, I highly recommend checking out News From Korean Central News Agency of Peoples Democratic Republic of Korea. It's everything you would expect - and more - from a News Agency owned by one of the world's most hilariously insane dictators.
The layout of this site is godawful and a pain to navigate, but a lot of the pieces are total gems. 75% of the stories revolve around reporting of what Kim Jong Il is up to: usually accepting gifts delivered by visiting emissaries from random brutal dictatorships /third world shitholes, watching children perform in patriotic pageants, and reminiscing about his past feats of strength. The rest of the stories detail amazing North Korean scientific and technical discoveries that are clearly fake or FLAIL the "brigandish aggression being perpetrated by the imperialists," most notably the US and Japan.
This site has convinced me that the western media hates too much on North Korea. I mean, how can people there really be starving when the Flower-Goldfish shops in Pyongyang are abustle with crowds? The North Koreans were speaking truth to power when the News Agency called Vice President Cheney out: "the most cruel monster and bloodthirsty beast, as he has drenched various parts of the world in blood." JUCHE IDEA 4 LYFE.
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