Hero Scientist to Peanut Allergies: "Fuck you."

Dr. Wesley Burks, a brash researcher at Duke University Medical Center, claims he is going to smack down this weak-ass allergy within the next five years. This article also backs up my causation theories: "too little exposure to infectious agents in early childhood can raise one's susceptibility to allergic reactions." If Dr. Burks is wrong and these allergies are still around by the time I have kids, I'm going to be making it rain peanuts over their cribs.