Yeah, it's 2008 and there are places in the world (shockingly, Africa) where state police are arresting alleged sorcerers for allegations of penis theft. Don't worry, the Reuters article doesn't have any pictures.
And if you doubt the veracity of these claims, you're wrong. "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
Just watch, you'll see Winona Ryder on The Superficial charged with penis shoplifting from an erotic boutique in West Hollywood once she gets the idea in her head.
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Heed the power of the penis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAwLYJYsa0A
Bitches is freaks, yo.
"Some men have so much heat and intensity in they penis that you can feel it radiating through they clothes."
Preach on, girlfriend.
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